Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Glubs

Since I was on the subject of gloves and why I hate 'em, I might as well have my rant. I've banged on about entry-level products at various points of the years; these are the cheaper end of any product line and, sadly, seldom worth even the pittance that the makers ask for them.

"There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper", as John Ruskin once said or, to quote the vernacular, 'You gets what you pays for'. Sadly that isn't always true either, as there are plenty of unscrupulous companies willing to charge you an arm and a leg for something that's no better than cheaper imitations. Although it probably has a nice logo, or spends a bit on advertising. That's why you have to be careful.

Let's have a 'for instance'. One of these trugs will cost you £4.99 on special offer. There's no manufacturer's guarantee so let's say it will last a few years with careful handling. On the other hand one of these non-oil based ones, featured on the BBC's Victorian Farm project, will cost you about £48 - you could always talk nicely to Mr Jones for a discount. How long will it last? Mr Jones scratched his chin thoughtfully. 'It could probably do with a bit of attention in twenty years or so,' he said, 'But with care, I should think getting on for fifty years.' And then, to demonstrate how tough the one he had just made was, he turned it upside down and made Ruth Goodman jump up and down on it.

Okay, so I don't own one either (but I covet them... oh yes, I do), but WP and I do own a cracking pair of quality gloves each. These are Gold Leaf Tough Touch gloves made by Jayco in Southampton.

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Ordinary gloves run anywhere from £5 to £15, but they're generally uncomfortable, so poorly made they're just busting to fall to bits, and they don't really fit either. These babies on the other hand fit like, er, a glove; they're thin and flexible so you can still feel what you're doing; and I look good in them too.* They last an age, and at £24 they're much better value than the allegedly 'heavy duty' crap sold by the high street stores; I've dropped them into my Amazon store, and I haven't been able to find them for less money. So there.


*Okay, so I'm lying. Mine don't have that wholesome yellow glow any more, but frankly that's a bit of a relief. Marigolds? 'Nuff said.

7 comments:

Alice said...

Hello!

I stopped reading your blog when you started plastering it with advertising, but I can't now see any ads on it. Did you get rid of them, or is Adblock just very effectively removing them all for me?

Or are you selling gloves now?

xx

hedgewizard said...

(Opens blog in seldom-used Internet Explorer)

'Plastered' as a bit harsh, I think!

Adblock is stripping the ads out for you (they're still there) which I'm perfectly happy about. The ads stay because they provide a small but welcome source of income to someone who writes for a living. At the moment I've not been giving the blog a huge load of time, but that will change in the near future when the blog merges with another project which IS taking a lot of time.

Personally I don't mind ads as long as they don't get in the way of reading content, and in this case I don't think they do. But that's down to personal opinion, of course!

Gloves - no I don't sell them, but I've got an Amazon shop in the left hand column because it's a simple way to point out products that I recommend (search the blog and you'll find most of the items in it are recommended in particular articles... you won't find an ultrasonic mole reppellant for example because I researched them and found that they don't work).

And you never know, someone might buy something one day (it hasn't happened yet)!

uphilldowndale said...

Mr Uhdd needs some of those gloves, he has been wrestling with brambles for weeks and I am weary of digging thorns out of his fingers (but I've also dug thorns out of his scalp and his big toe, so what do you recommend, eh?


The only ads I don't like on ye blog are the ones that 'flash' I find reading tricky enough without distractions.

hedgewizard said...

*alarmed* Flashing ads? That shouldn't be happening! (reads) Oh... that started after I set the blog up, what a pain in the ass. I can't fix that without re-learning some stuff and there isn't that long to go before I move the blog anyway - so I'll be careful when I set the new format up. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

You're moving? *also alarmed* I hope you leave a trail of breadcrumbs...

I don't find the ads bother me at all, even reading with IE. I barely notice them; I can be very selective with what I see.

GoodTwin

James A-S said...

There is a flashing ad for river Cottage that says "Chicken Out". I was unsure whether it was urging me to leave this blog before something awful happened. I stuck with it and, so far, remain unscathed.

Hedgewizard said...

Killed it. That campaign has just about run its course I think - I'd forgotten that was there!