Push the Button

Well, thank god for that. I've been nosing a plot concept for a fiction project around for a while now, like a small child negotiating having to eat a brussel sprout. It's technically tricky, but if it works it'll be a real treat to write. And then along comes The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and I think Fuck! Is that my novel?

Thankfully, no it's not. I've read the plot synopsis and it has nothing whatsoever in common with my idea - a blessed relief after the tunnel gutter fiasco, let me tell you. Onward, then.

Anyway, thanks to intensive research by the Scissor Sisters, it's long been scientifically accepted that There ain't no tits on the radio (oh no). But in a shocking development, they're about to be proved wrong. Stay tuned.