If you sleep in the nude
If you deal with the chickens or similar first thing
If you habitually just pull a bathrobe on to do it
If you usually deal with slugs by stamping on them so that their insides shoot out
Then you are at risk
Be aware that sometimes
Just sometimes
Their insides don't shoot forwards
Sometimes they shoot upwards
If you deal with the chickens or similar first thing
If you habitually just pull a bathrobe on to do it
If you usually deal with slugs by stamping on them so that their insides shoot out
Then you are at risk
Be aware that sometimes
Just sometimes
Their insides don't shoot forwards
Sometimes they shoot upwards
Witchypoo: "You're back quickly. Are the chickens done?"
Hedge: "I've got to shower."
WP: "I thought you said you'd leave showering until after..."
Hedge: (interrupting) "I have to shower. Now."
20 comments:
Never mind the slug exploding, I think my brain just melted.
That's karma (for killing slugs) on a whole new, squishy, level.
Thank you! For an unexpected laugh!
Oh, I'm sorry but that is just TOO gross for words. Oh, you made it into words. Ew.
Feeling very smug about allowing our garden slug monsters to share the tortoises leftovers now. Gross.
LOL!!!
I'd like to say it could of been worse I just can't think how. Yuk
If it makes you feel any better, last month I had similar slug trauma. After gathering up a bagful, I slung it in my handbag and set off for work, intending to stop in the park - as I usually do - to release my slimey captives. What do you know, several hours later, I heard a crinkling noise from my bag and they were trying to make a break for it, squeezing slime over my chequebook. You'll be glad to know I released them into The Times outdoor courtyard.
You stomp on them?
They're prime hen food!
That's what you get for wasting food like that. {laughing}
.....Alan.
Urgh... As someone who could all too easily face the same situation - thank you so much for the warning. Do NOT want to go there.
Okay, that's a mental image I could've done without.... :-)
*wipes tears of mirth from eyes again*
I'm going to have to stop visiting your site. I'm going to crack a rib chuckling one day.
Bless you for letting us laugh at your mishaps.
Oh, sick. Well, that will teach you. Won't it?
that was so funny i spluttered, then spluttered while trying to read it out to OH!
i think there is maybe a lesson to be learned..... for wp - check hw has pants on BEFORE doing the chickens
i was cringing waiting for a slightly different punchline, as was OH, definitely not the ending i was expecting
Yeppers, that's instant karma, just add water. And some soap. And scrub and scrub and scrub...
...not even Brillo pads take it off!
Do you have any idea how painful snarfing a HOT cuppa is? Thank the gods I made sure to buy the keypad with the waterproofing!
ROFLOL!!!
Karma indeed, but we'll still kill the slugs!
Too funny , disgusting but funny.
note to self:
not to step on slugs!
And I thought we Canadians aka "Crazy Canucks" .. were .. CRAZY ? .. " .. my god ! its full of (switch "stars" to .. wait for it) SLUGS !!! hahaha .. I hope you all get that quote from the "right" movie by the way ..
Damn funny site here .. must leave note to brain .."check this crazy person out again" referance level to my own mindless rants ! haha
Joy : )
A Crazy Canuck wink wink
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